Question Time: Cryx going up against Assault Kommandos

I recieved a message from 350kilotons about dealing with Assault Kommandos being used with Strakhov against a force lead by Terminus. This was gonna be a tough one as they benefit from Pathfinder when used with Strakhov which means if you use Assault & Battery, they can be very hard to pin down and kill. Their immunity to Corrosion damage means Bile Thralls are effectively out of the question.

Morning Glory: A Reflective Piece on Phallic Imagery in Miniature Wargaming

Hello readers, it's 7am and I thought it would be a good time to talk about the representation of phallic imagery in wargames. Every game has a model that brings this about. Just a moment to look at some of the things that stand out.

Battle Report - Marcus: The Man, The Legend

So yesterday night the stage was set for a downright mental game of Warmachine. I'd been knocking back Chimay Blue's to take the edge off, but you could still cut the tension with a knife. Marcus, was still unsure about his list until the game was played and boy was it a shit kicker. He picked it from a suite of anti-Gringo lists that he has on his iBodger, next time you see him give it a look. It's goddamn scary!

500 point Doubles Tournament

The dust has now settled on the 500 point doubles tournament that I just took part in. As I've not played a game of 5th ed WH40K my intent was to just watch and have a few beers but a week ago I was called in as someone partner had dropped out. No better way to cut your teeth than with a mini tournament I suppose.

Upcoming Game - Marcus: The Man, The Legend

I just wanted to give a heads up on a game I got against a fellow from my local club. We're both practising for the the European Team Championships as we'll be entering together in a team with a fellow wargamers Minus_T and A_Bomb!.

Playing against total cunts. What are your thoughts?

I just wanted take some time to put down my thoughts about playing dickheads. These aren't people that just forget rules or talk smack before a game. I talking about fucking neckbeards that have the social etiquette of fucking children, that cry when they lose and laud their victory when they win.

Kommander Strakhov - Spell Analysis

Kommander Strakov seems like a pretty cool dude. So it's time we looked at his spell list.

Welcome to Café Turbo

Welcome to Café Turbo, a blog about wargames and other cool shit. Here gamers from various tastes can come to see a bunch of angry bastards put down some serious dogshit to make people smile. If you like Jane Austin, then this place isn't for you. If you like whining about people shitting on your day, then fuck off home. If you are a internet tough guy, go masturbate to your own reflection cause we don't give a fuck.