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Friday 30 April 2010

Question Time: Cryx going up against Assault Kommandos

I recieved a message from 350kilotons about dealing with Assault Kommandos being used with Strakhov against a force lead by Terminus. This was gonna be a tough one as they benefit from Pathfinder when used with Strakhov which means if you use Assault & Battery, they can be very hard to pin down and kill. Their immunity to Corrosion damage means Bile Thralls are effectively out of the question.

Wednesday 28 April 2010

Morning Glory: A Reflective Piece on Phallic Imagery in Miniature Wargaming

Hello readers, it's 7am and I thought it would be a good time to talk about the representation of phallic imagery in wargames. Every game has a model that brings this about. Just a moment to look at some of the things that stand out.

Battle Report - Marcus: The Man, The Legend

So yesterday night the stage was set for a downright mental game of Warmachine. I'd been knocking back Chimay Blue's to take the edge off, but you could still cut the tension with a knife. Marcus, was still unsure about his list until the game was played and boy was it a shit kicker. He picked it from a suite of anti-Gringo lists that he has on his iBodger, next time you see him give it a look. It's goddamn scary!

500 point Doubles Tournament

The dust has now settled on the 500 point doubles tournament that I just took part in. As I've not played a game of 5th ed WH40K my intent was to just watch and have a few beers but a week ago I was called in as someone partner had dropped out. No better way to cut your teeth than with a mini tournament I suppose.

Tuesday 27 April 2010

Upcoming Game - Marcus: The Man, The Legend

I just wanted to give a heads up on a game I got against a fellow from my local club. We're both practising for the the European Team Championships as we'll be entering together in a team with a fellow wargamers Minus_T and A_Bomb!.

Monday 26 April 2010

Playing against total cunts. What are your thoughts?

I just wanted take some time to put down my thoughts about playing dickheads. These aren't people that just forget rules or talk smack before a game. I talking about fucking neckbeards that have the social etiquette of fucking children, that cry when they lose and laud their victory when they win.

Kommander Strakhov - Spell Analysis

Kommander Strakov seems like a pretty cool dude. So it's time we looked at his spell list.

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